I don't know what it is with women and chocolate. But Janie told me it's better than sex. Which is pretty awesome for my self esteem because no other time in life have I ever lost to chocolate.
There's got to be a secret to not letting my self esteem be on the low end of the stick. I thought it was funny the other day I was talking with a group of women at work and they were all telling me how wonderful their husbands were because they were helping with the house and etc. Then since I was feeling particularly cocky, I said, "Yeah I cook pretty much all the meals and do the grocery shopping." Then they all looked at me and said, "I wish my husband would cook for us, that piece of shit." I was like, "Whoa whoa whoa! You guys just 10 seconds ago told me how good your husbands were, what the hell?"
That was weird because in a way I felt that there was a moving line in trying to do the right thing in a family. And my other co worker told me that women are very insecure, like, all, the, time. Something something about the grass is greener on the other side?
So yeah, self esteem, it's something that I wish I could have without it being chipped away by people or life or trying to make homemade pesticide out of tabasco sauce that shrivels up your garden.
